20rds – 308 Win Armscor USA 178gr. ELD-X Ammo

20rds – 308 Win Armscor USA 178gr. ELD-X Ammo Details

He was driving home from the grocery store, having picked up everything his wife needed to cook a Thanksgiving feast for fifty. Twenty pounds of potatoes. Eight turkeys. Five things of Miracle Whip. He was feeling pretty good about it.

That’s when his wife called him. “Hello, my big hunky man!” she shouted through the phone over pie-making noises. “Just calling to make sure you don’t forget the venison! You know how much my dear Aunt Petunia just loves my famous venison stuffing!”

His blood ran cold. He had forgotten the venison.

“... uhhh … sure thing, my little sweet,” he answered. “I have the venison … right–”

Suddenly, he saw it! Standing way far away from the road – the perfect whitetail, and conveniently located on land he had permission to hunt on, and during hunting season, no less!

He said goodbye to his wife, parked his truck, hopped out, and readied his 308 Win rifle as fast as he could.

“It’s a good thing I bought this American-made Armscor ammunition loaded with 178 grain ELD-X bullets,” he thought out loud. “Hornady’s high-tech polymer-tipped bullet possesses the sleek, balanced, and massive characteristics I need for long-range precision, and its InterLock ring and concealed nose cavity deliver optimal terminal ballistics for felling large game.”

BANG! He shot the galoot just like that. Having tied his prize to the hood of his truck, he sped off back home triumphant.

“Ooh!” his wife exclaimed upon his arrival. “You really did get me a lot of venison. Thank you, my large desirable hunk! I’ll go get this deer dressed while you sit back and relax with a cold one.”

The End